The Substance Starter Kit 🧪🫙

$24.00

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Have you ever dreamt of a better version of your crafting? More fun, more beautiful, more thematic? This curated kit of The Substance inspired goodies will inject some extra enjoyment into your craft— and unlike The Substance, this kit comes without side effects! ☢️

🧪🫙 The Substance Surprise Kit includes:

🧶🫣 A mini skein in a surprise colorway and yarn base from my The Substance Collection
💉🍳 A pair of hand-assembled fried egg and hypodermic needle metal stitch markers (nickel-free zinc alloy)
💖🍗 A pair of morphed pink star and chicken leg silicone needle stoppers
🦐 One die cut, cutely realistic shrimp sticker
🫙 All tucked into a pretty, practical, and reusable 2.5” x 2.85” (6oz) cosmetics jar made of safe and high quality PET plastic and a mirror-finished, metal-shelled lid
💌 Sealed with a personally initialed and hand-dated, tamper-evident medical sticker Check out the last three photos for an example of what these scientifically engineered and delightful surprise kits will include

Break the fourth wall to your next project with a Substance Surprise Kit 🎥🧶💥
The last three photos show a sneak peek of what these kits will look like

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This collection is a preorder 🧶
Turnaround time is estimated to be 3-8 weeks 🗓️
We aim to fulfill orders roughly in the order that they are placed 💖

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Have you ever dreamt of a better version of your crafting? More fun, more beautiful, more thematic? This curated kit of The Substance inspired goodies will inject some extra enjoyment into your craft— and unlike The Substance, this kit comes without side effects! ☢️

🧪🫙 The Substance Surprise Kit includes:

🧶🫣 A mini skein in a surprise colorway and yarn base from my The Substance Collection
💉🍳 A pair of hand-assembled fried egg and hypodermic needle metal stitch markers (nickel-free zinc alloy)
💖🍗 A pair of morphed pink star and chicken leg silicone needle stoppers
🦐 One die cut, cutely realistic shrimp sticker
🫙 All tucked into a pretty, practical, and reusable 2.5” x 2.85” (6oz) cosmetics jar made of safe and high quality PET plastic and a mirror-finished, metal-shelled lid
💌 Sealed with a personally initialed and hand-dated, tamper-evident medical sticker Check out the last three photos for an example of what these scientifically engineered and delightful surprise kits will include

Break the fourth wall to your next project with a Substance Surprise Kit 🎥🧶💥
The last three photos show a sneak peek of what these kits will look like

————————————————————

This collection is a preorder 🧶
Turnaround time is estimated to be 3-8 weeks 🗓️
We aim to fulfill orders roughly in the order that they are placed 💖

Have you ever dreamt of a better version of your crafting? More fun, more beautiful, more thematic? This curated kit of The Substance inspired goodies will inject some extra enjoyment into your craft— and unlike The Substance, this kit comes without side effects! ☢️

🧪🫙 The Substance Surprise Kit includes:

🧶🫣 A mini skein in a surprise colorway and yarn base from my The Substance Collection
💉🍳 A pair of hand-assembled fried egg and hypodermic needle metal stitch markers (nickel-free zinc alloy)
💖🍗 A pair of morphed pink star and chicken leg silicone needle stoppers
🦐 One die cut, cutely realistic shrimp sticker
🫙 All tucked into a pretty, practical, and reusable 2.5” x 2.85” (6oz) cosmetics jar made of safe and high quality PET plastic and a mirror-finished, metal-shelled lid
💌 Sealed with a personally initialed and hand-dated, tamper-evident medical sticker Check out the last three photos for an example of what these scientifically engineered and delightful surprise kits will include

Break the fourth wall to your next project with a Substance Surprise Kit 🎥🧶💥
The last three photos show a sneak peek of what these kits will look like

————————————————————

This collection is a preorder 🧶
Turnaround time is estimated to be 3-8 weeks 🗓️
We aim to fulfill orders roughly in the order that they are placed 💖